Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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