It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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