today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i dont even know how to be here
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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