And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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