She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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