oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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