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(516): View more from New York

sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

ice luge is my downfall...

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

...u mean upfall.

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(989): View more from Michigan

no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".

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(352): View more from Florida

He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..

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(513): View more from Ohio

All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing

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(616): View more from Michigan

in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.

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(713): View more from Texas

Don't try to butter me sideways

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.

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