So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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