Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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