shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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