hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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