ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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