remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I am naked and annoyed.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
His nipple licking is glorious
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