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Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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