What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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