Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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