Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
