You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
that is very illegal...i love you.
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