Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Pooping to opera.
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