I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
everyone is single if you try hard enough
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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