So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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