Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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