can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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