Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Randomize
