some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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