im drinking this country out of the recession.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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