I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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