they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Randomize
