Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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