Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
