One girl and one boy is just not enough.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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