yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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