found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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