we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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