the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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