What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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