He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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