? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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