Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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