It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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