I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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