I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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