Midget sex pt 2 tonight
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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