Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
