Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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