honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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