Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
The adults are the big ones right?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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