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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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