are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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