what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
FUCK WHALES
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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