She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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