Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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