oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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