Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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