woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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