its not stalking. its research.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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