shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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