so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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