I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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