Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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