come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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